1.) Luxury is a shower where no one walks in.
2.) The last time you had a headache you had to take six chewable Tylenol because you couldn’t find the grown up medicine.
3.) Your idea of a nice restaurant means there is no drive thru.
4.) You’ve broken half a dozen rules about parenting you set for yourself before you actually had children. Most of them involve food or television.
5.) The term “dry clean only” either makes you laugh or cry.
6.) In your very large purse you can’t find a lipstick or a pen. But you do have Band-Aids, coloring books, a yo-yo, wet wipes, juice boxes, and at least a half a pound of loose Goldfish and Teddy Grahams
7.) The last movie you saw in a theatre featured aliens, princesses, mutants, superheroes, or anthropomorphized rodents.
8.) You’ve tried to write a check with an orange crayon because it was the only writing utensil you could find.
9.) You feel like something’s wrong on the rare occasion you look in the rearview mirror and no one is in the back seat.
10.) Finally, you know you’re a mom when you’ve made some truly unflattering choices for the love of your kids…