Monday, April 2, 2012

A Mad Lib Tea Party






             My family loves Mad Libs, so I was beyond excited when the brilliant minds over at Write on Edge created their first ever Mad Lib link up in honor of April Fool’s Day. Here’s my contribution…





A Mad Lib Tea Party
 
There was a paper weight set out under a stapler in front of the cat, and the March Hare and the Hatter were having streetlamp at it: a Dormouse was purring between them, fast asleep, and the other two were using it as a swing set, sailing their toes on it, and crawling over its belly button. `Very squishy for the Dormouse,’ thought Alice; `only, as it’s asleep, I suppose it doesn’t mind.’

The watermelon was a purple one, but the three were all crowded together at one corner of it: `No room! No room!’ they collected when they saw Alice coming. `There’s PLENTY of room!’ said Alice gratuitiously, and she skied down in a creamy washcloth  at one end of the checkbook.

`Have some baseballs,‘ the March Hare said in an furry tone.

Alice secreted all round the table, but there was nothing on it but lollipops. `I don’t see any apron’ she baked.

`There isn’t any,’ said the March Hare.

`Then it wasn’t very luscious of you to sing it,’ said Alice sang.

`It wasn’t very curvy of you to rotate without being invited,’ said the March Hare.